“I’ve tried to fix it a million times. I’m failing…”
“It’s too much! I don’t know where to start…”
“I’m so embarrassed to let anyone see this…”
“We moved in forever ago and we’re still living out of boxes…”
“I’ve bought all the bins and tried the TikToks and NOTHING WORKS.”
We hear some version of this every week – you're not the only one.
And you’re definitely not failing.
(It’s almost as if 30-second internet advice can’t solve a house-sized problem!)
The overwhelm, the decision fatigue,
the catchall Room Formerly Known As Guest Room that makes your blood pressure spike on sight…
This is the stuff you’re not supposed to do alone.
WE CHANGE THE VIBE
People call us when their home makes them fantasize about moving into a yurt. We greet chaos with coffee, calm & our magic wands: “Hey—let’s breathe! We got this.”
After we leave, you light a candle and invite people over.
Because in 5 hours, we did what you’ve tried to for 5 years. There’s happy tears. People text us photos of their closet like proud parents.
“I cried. Lindsay made me cry.
She made my son's room so functional...I'm getting teary eyed writing this. His room was a disaster only a toddler could create. Now, months later, he still keeps his toys (relatively!) organized on his own.”
– KELLY, Brooklyn
“UGHH” BECOMES
“OMG I CAN BREATHE!”
That room you avoid because it whispers mean things about your life choices? We’ll make it the #1 zen zone in the house.
Plus saving you money, sanity, and your marriage (probably) when a certain someone doesn’t purchase duplicate oregano for the 5th time this year…
PRETTY
MEETS PRACTICAL
Just because you want it to look nice doesn’t have to mean decanting rotini in a clear jar every Saturday the rest of your existence on this spinning rock.
Our systems match YOUR real life. Whether your brain thrives on systems or melts down without them, we’ll make it easy to maintain.
NO JUDGEMENT—
EVER
Show us the most miscellaneous of mayhem — we’ll just grab a label maker. No shame… no weird faces… this is our happy place!
We then share that happiness to make decluttering feel like a Sorting Party instead of an existential crisis. Ease, acceptance & cheerleading only!
Our team approach means we Go Go Gadget Organizer the fiercest in large spaces, where we get to make big impact FAST.
specializing in...
CLOSETS
STORAGE SPACES
GARAGES
[fall & spring only]
WHOLE HOME
GLOW UP
WE CAN ALSO TRANSFORM YOUR…
Kitchen
Pantry
Bedrooms
Bathrooms
Kids Rooms
Playroom
Craft Space
Den
Library
Home Office
Laundry Room
Linen Closet
“I had been complaining about my messy room for three years.
After three sessions Lindsay left me with a beautiful room where all my clothes and shoes are organized and where all my papers are filed and my desktop is clean. She has wonderful ideas about color coding and labeling which make it a joy to enter the room and use my things. Yay, Lindsay!”
– ELENA, Manhattan
our process
fast | independent | practical | aesthetic
here’s how the house therapy happens:
1
CONSULTATION
60 minutes
-
Talk through goals, logistics, and your biggest stress points. Future sessions will always be with the same team lead, so you only explain things once!
-
Tour your house together to decide what areas to prioritize. Most clients say they already feel better after just meeting with us!
-
Choose a flat-rate package that fits your timeline and budget. No surprise charges: all packages cover organizing, product planning time, and email/text support.
-
We work independently, you don’t have to rearrange your life –just pop-in for decision-making a few times per session. Choose between a weekly or biweekly slot, with easy online rescheduling.
2
SESSIONS
5–6 hours each
-
(Also known as The Great To-Go Mug Census of 2025) Everything comes out. Categories are made. It’s part chaos, part magic.
-
You drop in for decisions. (Keep the Yetis! Toss the orphan lids! Donate the sippy cups!) We gently guide if decision-making gets sticky.
-
We use what you already own to create simple, intuitive systems for the “keeps.” (Container Store hauls only if your space actually needs it!) Along with obsessively straight label placement, of course.
-
Wherever it would help organization stick long-term, we’ll pull out the measuring tape to plan for storage product needs.
3
FOLLOW-UP
after each session
-
One carload per organizer per session. Handled. Gone. Hallelujah.
-
From e-waste, to wire hangers, to textile recycling, we’ll make sure everything leaving your home is disposed of as responsibly as possible.
-
If you need organizing products, we find the good stuff—nothing flimsy or weird-textured (you know the kind). We’ll send you links & quantities to purchase for next session – always with your style and budget in mind.
-
“Where’d we stash the superglue?” “Do these bins come in sage?” “What was that magical folding technique again?” Luckily you’ve got an ongoing textual relationship with your team lead slash new organizing bff. Yes, even months later… where your batteries ended up is still living rent-free in her head.
…we’ll keep alternating between sessions and follow-up until peace is thoroughly in place!
“I had been complaining about my messy room for three years.
After three sessions Lindsay left me with a beautiful room where all my clothes and shoes are organized and where all my papers are filed and my desktop is clean. She has wonderful ideas about color coding and labeling which make it a joy to enter the room and use my things. Yay, Lindsay!”
– ELENA, Manhattan
organizing packages
the instant-relief investment to get your time, brain space, square footage & family harmony back from the clutter gremlins
INCLUDES:
On-site organizing sessions
Fun, skilled and hard-working team
Decluttering coaching
Storage product planning & sourcing
Basic labeling supplies
Complimentary donation haul-away
Flexible scheduling
Flat-rate, all-inclusive pricing
1-3 spaces: Starting at $1,115
3-6 spaces: Starting at $3,275
Whole home: Starting at $6,275
“I cried. Lindsay made me cry.
She made my son's room so functional...I'm getting teary eyed writing this. His room was a disaster only a toddler could create. Now, months later, he still keeps his toys (relatively!) organized on his own.”
– KELLY, Brooklyn
is our process right for you?
After 10 years dialing in our niche, here’s who we found vibes the most (and least) with our organizing method:
We may be a good fit if you’re saying…
“If the system is there, I can keep it up.”
“I used to be organized… and then life happened.”
“I want it to work well and look good.”
“I’m ready to make decisions… I just need permission to let go!”
“I try to be as eco-conscious as I can… I don’t want everything going in the trash.”
May not be the best fit if you’re thinking…
“Going through items is so emotional… I know I’ll need a lot of support to walk me through mental blocks.”
“I’ve got paths to get to what I need, but most surfaces & floors are pretty covered.”
“I’m anxious about how my stuff is disposed of… I’ll need to ‘okay’ donation destinations, and shred papers with my name on them for privacy.”
“My schedule is a bit crazy… not sure when I could stop in to make editing decisions.”
(But we can point you to other pros with this working style!
The slow background buzz of “I should really deal with that” has got to stop.
And your built-ins are daydreaming of living up to their full potential!
Take the next step towards closets of calm & schedule your free in-home consultation below: